Email Only - I like humans...but from a distance.
Smoke signals, carrier pigeons, and phone calls are optional… but don’t expect replies.
Replies usually take 2-3 business days; if it takes longer, assume inspiration pulled me somewhere dark and quiet.
Every message gets read with care — just not always in a rush.
Stillness tends to sharpen thoughts, not dull them.
And yes — sarcasm and dark humour may appear unannounced.
No extra charge.